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If you ’re the kind of someone who love " so bad they ’re good " movies , this list is for you . Given some of the reviews under these movies , nobody should be upset by this list .
No one ’s favorite is go to get put down ! Whether it ’s awful acting , dread writing , frightful scripts , or just apparent terrible movies , this list has it all . We ’re also not lacking in horrible action mechanism sequences , cheesy special effects , or absolutely awful puppet intent . If you ’re the sort of person who enjoys excruciate themselves with beyond painful cinema , read on .
Iron Soldier
Iron Soldieris a film about a giant scrap robot , made by the Canadian government . When he fall into the hand of a rogue militia group , the son of the guy rope who made the automaton has to get it back before it ’s sold to a foreign armed services .
patently the German title implies it ’s jell in the US , which is extremely confusing . Why call itCaptain USA- The Iron Soldierif it ’s set in Canada ? German viewer must be incredibly confused when they see multiple Canadian uniforms inCaptain USA .
Aliens Vs. Avatars
A mixture of repugnance and sci - fi , Aliens and Avatarswe see , has basically rip off the plot of John Carpenter’sThe Thing . Only this sentence , it ’s college scholar instead of scientist . Coming in at a walloping 1.2 , this one does n’t sound promising . To further explain the plot , this monster can turn into anything it ’s harvest the DNA of . This pass to tons of confusion and trust issuance for the whole stamp . It ’d be a great plot , ifThe matter , The X - Files , and a novel had n’t already done it .
The monster depend like a guy in a leap - suit in a cheap latex masquerade , the claim sound like a spoof of slightly good sci - fi motion picture , and the acting is nothing less than wooden . However , look at these late-90s level effect could garner a giggle or two .
Foodfight!
Ah yes . Finally , a flop of gargantuan proportion . If nothing else in this list will flirt with you , this circuit - de - force of degree Celsius - list actors will . Featuring the Duff sisters , Hillary and Hayley , Charlie Sheen , Wayne Brady , Charlie Sheen , and somehow Christopher Lloyd , you’re able to expect some familiar voices .
Its a really unknown mash ofSausage PartyandToy Story , but still family - well-disposed . All of the merchandise inside a market stock amount to life at night . With a budget in the vicinity of 45 - 65 million , we should be looking at something much , much better . ostensibly , it was presuppose to have come out in 2002 , was stolen , and then released in 2012 . To be entirely true , it should have stayed slip . The film face like a CGI scholar moving picture made in 1997 .
Hornet
Hornetis a picture show released in 2018 , about an alien race , bent on destroying humanity by driving them to acts of mayhem . The other man who are for whatever grounds immune have to rely on a golem who ’s never seen fight before .
This movie has a 1.8 , and was exhaust shortly beforeBumblebeebecause people want to go see a belt - off rather than the big - budget blockbuster , or so the manufacturer feel . The acting is peculiarly horrible . Some have said that the test of a skillful actor is to have them act scared . The crew in this film failed that test .
The Star Wars Holiday Special
There are peck of people who most in all probability enjoy this picture on an dry level , but one would assume no one enjoys it seriously . Chewie and Han Solo are doing their good to make it home for the holidays , but they ’re stopped by the imperium .
To make the most of it , Chewbacca ’s family partake in a across-the-board variety of festivity . What vacation are they celebrating ? Christmas , Hanukkah , Kwanzaa , winter solstice ? Nope . aliveness Clarence Day .
The Adventures Of Chris Fable
Basically an update retelling of Paul Bunyan ’s The Pilgrim ’s Progress , The Adventures Of Chris Fablefollows a young runaway who last in a chalk heap . What a gross allegory . The writers were truly thinking ahead and discover their film . A curate comes to him and tells him his dad is n’t dead and wants to see him , so he begin his journeying to be reunited .
He travels through all sorts of perils , as the protagonist does in any movie like this , influenced by thing far better likeThe Neverending Story . You have the classic swampland scene , robot in a mostly fancy mount for some reason , and an hour and a one-half of ham - fisted bible lesson .
Robot Holocaust
Oh boy . Another gem . Robot Holocaustwas eject in 1987 , directed by Tim Kincaid . This movie has had the privilege of being featured inMystery Science Theater , placing it squarely in " so bad it ’s sound " territory .
The Dark Ones are an evil chemical group that apply slave lying-in to power their stand . A man and his robot side - kick are tasked with finding a woman ’s scientist founder to defeat the dark ones and liberate the slaves . The acting feels whole rote like everyone is doing a really risky cold-blooded reading at an auditory sense . The wearable look like bum Halloween costume , and the props look like a destitute library craft class for 6 - year - olds made them .
Cyber-C.H.I.C.
Cyber-C.H.I.C.came out in 1990 . Written and directed by Ed Hansen and Jeffrey Mandel , Cyber - C.H.I.C.tells the story of a cybernetic char hell - bent on breaking up a drug trafficking tintinnabulation . The twist ? She ’s built like a Playboy Playmate to appease the obviously manly demographic . The villain purpose is kind of confusing ? On the one hand , there ’s an vexed employee who ’s built nuclear dud , hidden them , and rigged them to irrupt .
The zep is kidnapped by a pander and a motorcycle crew for some reason ? Of course , through a twain of scenes filled with gratuitous nakedness , we see thatCyber-C.H.I.C.is on the cause . This entry has done well to take down that this movie seems to have been written by a couple of 8th - grade son , so we ’re done here .
The Aztec Mummy Against The Humanoid Robot
The state of war fought between mummies and robot . A narration as old as time , or at least 1958 . Let ’s just gloss over the fact that Aztecs did n’t practice mummification ( very often ) and that most of them put on display during the nineteenth 100 were mostly due to natural desiccation . It did take place occasionally , but go with maybe the obvious selection of Egypt ?
Anyway , the mummy is obviously in the right here . He ’s just protecting his treasure from a robot made by a unbalanced scientist . Also plainly mummy are afraid of crosses , as evidenced by his retreat at one .
Santa Clause Conquers The Martians
What a beautiful way to flesh out out this lean . Santa clause is kidnapped by Martians because of form he is . Is there anyone on Mars to deliver the good little exotic children presents ? Nope .
It must be enjoin that this assumption is absolutely dynamite . What a meter 1967 was .
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