Avenue 5
There ’s a sentiment that say that the true measure of someone is how they playact when they ’re under pressure , and it does n’t seem like there could be a berth that frame more on someone than being on a space line drive that gets criticise so far out of trajectory that a head trip think of to take a few week is now going to take eld .
OnHBO’snew show , the passenger and crew of theAvenue 5have to show what kind of people they really are as crisis after crisis hits the ship . Here ’s the houses they ’d be in if they found themselves transported from the decks of their ship to the Great Hall at Hogwarts .
Doug: Hufflepuff
There has been pushback against Hufflepuff being the “ trance all ” house or the loser planetary house , but a passel of that scene of them do from the simple fact that they ’re the only house whose members are n’t usually arrogant or full of themselves . And really , it ’s the only position Doug could land at Hogwarts . He ’s been more willing than he should be attempt to make matter right with his wife , even though she just verbally abuses him over and over . You ca n’t say the poor guy wire is n’t loyal , even if it seems misplaced .
Mia: Slytherin
It is n’t clear what her trouble is or where it protrude , but it seems clear that whatever it is she require to get it under control . She ’s absolutely awful to Doug every time the poor guy shows up in the same general surface area she ’s in- and it ’s clear that part of her way out is that she feels he ’s too infirm . What really makes her aSlytherin , though , is that she ’s all too unforced to be absolutely nasty to get what she wants , regardless of how much it hurts everyone around her . She ’s cold and she ’s very into the idea of the final stage justifying the substance .
Frank Kelly: Hufflepuff
As Captain Clark once enounce about Frank- “ He ’s only there to stop his frame falling over . ” Frank is n’t the sad hunk that Doug is , but he still seems to have a misplaced sense of loyalty to his fearsome wife , Karen . His master purpose in lifespan so far seems to be to follow her around and provide a nice sound reflection in concord whenever she open her mouthpiece and lets terribleness flow out . His secondary purpose is seemingly to every once in a while do something minor yet annoying , so Karen or anyone else on the ship can berate him .
Rav Mulcair: Ravenclaw
Rav is head of the Mission Control for the Avenue 5 trip-up , as well as being Mia ’s good friend- she ’s creditworthy for sending Mia and Doug on the cruise to help their marriage . She ’s great at her insanely complicated job- one which is made much worse by Herman Judd , her cretin boss . She ’s intelligent and focussed , and does her absolute dependable to get the ship and it ’s rider back to Earth . She ’s also not afraid to be who she is- as if there could be any doubt about that when she is n’t afraid to show her face in populace after a little misstep on television camera pretend the human race think she ’s a ogre .
Herman Judd: Gryffindor
Herman is the owner of the Judd company , which is presumably turgid and important considering how well known the brand seems to be . He very much cerebrate he ’s a smart and sound person than he is . He may be a genius at light up turds to make beautiful optical maser shows , but he ’s exceedingly lacking when it comes to unwashed sense or the humility to admit when he ’s out of his depth . He makes position after berth worse because he ’s always jump in at the incorrect sentence with tremendous ideas and knock everything off course of study .
Billie McEvoy: Ravenclaw
Billie started the ocean trip as the Second Engineer aboard the Avenue 5 , but nigh as soon as the first episode starts she finds herself taking over the duties of the beat First Engineer . She ’s overbold and tough , and once she figures out that everyone else on the ship ( that is n’t the Real Crew ) have no idea what is going on , she steps up and have what needs to be done done . It bring her a footling bit to get used to interacting with anyone who is n’t part of the small and technical minded Real Crew , but when she does she number to think of herself as just a little superior .
Iris Kimura: Gryffindor
Iris is the very put upon personal help to Herman Judd , and obviously she ’s aGryffindorbecause it use up one to wrangle one- if there ’s a later - books Hermione on the Avenue 5 , it ’s Iris . Her entire job consist of following Judd around and trying to put out fire after fervency when he bug out them .
She seems like a genuinely good person even if she tries to put on a front to seem inimical to other multitude at first . If she has a major fault , it ’s that she does n’t tell Judd ' no ' often enough to conquer his unsound behavior .
Matt Spencer: Hufflepuff
The Head of Customer Relations onboard the Avenue 5 , Matt ’s job is to mend whatever he can for whoever he can on the ship and it ’s something he genuinely seems to care about doing . He shows extreme loyalty to doing as much as he can for people who abuse and diminish him time and time again . His only trouble is that he ’s just not very secure at doing it . Even when thing are getting unfit and he ’s starting to unravel , he still assay to do what he need to facilitate everyone out .
Karen Kelly: Slytherin
If there ’s a middle elderly woman on the ship that tally the Karen stereotype it is , fittingly enough , Karen Kelly . Frank ’s meretricious and interfering wife , she ca n’t keep her nose out of anything happening on instrument panel ship . She manages to overhear Captain Clark talking with some others about the ship being knock off grade , and instantly jump spreading it around to other passengers . If that is n’t bad enough , she hold back butting in until she manages to wrangle herself a move to a Brobdingnagian luxury cabin and naming as a affaire of sorts with the other rider , since she ’s writhe her way into their sureness with her constant indignity and gossip spreading ways .
Ryan Clark: Gryffindor
Captain Clark is in charge of the Avenue 5 , even though after disaster strike it ’s let on that the deadened lead locomotive engineer did all of the technical senior pilot ’s duties , and Clark ’s job is to do anything customer face as a socially well - conform and soothing case . He ’s out of his chemical element as shortly as the ship goes off course of study , but instead of hiding in the clench and wassail until the supplying run away out he steps up and does his best to keep order on the ship and stress to incur a way to get them all home as before long as he can .
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